Friday, April 26, 2013

Cookie

Cookie
by
Bobby Derie
Settling in the chair next to the hospital bed, she slips her big purple mitt into his furry blue paw and waits for the night to take her. His breathing was deep and gravely, a burr that started deep in his chest and rumbled outward; she’d grown used to it, over the years, and just listening to that growling purr put her in mind of sleep. Soon, she knows, he’ll start to talk in his sleep, as he always does. She waits for it, the unconscious smack of his lips followed by the low, groaning, drawn out “Coo-ookiee-ee…”
They had met years ago, while working in Hollywood. There was a golden arches just across the street from the studio lot, and she’d sneaked over to steal a milkshake. He had been there, fists full of those little dry wafers they passed off as cookies, terrorizing parents and thrilling children. She didn’t know what he saw in her—she was little more than a big purple blob with arms and legs back then. Before she knew it, he’d talked her back to his place to make her some cookies…for breakfast, it turned out. They’d been together ever since.
It was a quiet ceremony, mostly family; her parents, his parents, Uncle O’Grimacey whom she hadn’t seen in years, even Jim—neither of them had expected that, but she could tell that her big blue monster was touched he showed up. A cookie cake, naturally. After that their careers had kept them on their feet, busy schedules. She had only ever gotten work in television, and less and less of that lately, but he had managed a few films even with his health problems, plus the residuals—songs, merchandise, guest appearances. They’d done well.
The diabetes didn’t really come as a surprise, to either of them. They’d both had to adjust their eating habits. A “lifestyle change” is what the doctors and producers had called for, but it was so much harder for him. It was who he was. She still remembered him crying after the reviews, right after “a sometime snack.” Yet he kept at it. Fruits and veggies, anything that would crunch, but it wasn’t enough. His sugars would get too high, and he couldn’t manage it just with diet and exercise. He had always been active, but at his size, to get the weight off, it was hard.
The arrival of a night nurse interrupted her reverie.
“Sorry Mrs. G, just have to change his catheter.” The young woman said.
“Go right ahead, dear.” she said, reaching back for a protein shake.
“Coo-ookiee-ee…” he mumbled in his sleep.
The nurse frowned at that, looked like she might say something.
“Oh, it’s not what you think.” she said, big smile stretching from one side of her to the other, giving his paw a little squeeze. “That was his nickname for me. He always loved his Cookie.”
The nurse smiled and got back to work, turning back the sheets. One of the blue furry legs ended abruptly in a bandage-wrapped stump.
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Friday, April 19, 2013

On the Case

On the Case
by
Bobby Derie
The Necronaut was sipping a Samoan Fog Cutter, one gloved hand paging through scene of the crime photos on the tablet. A corpse in a bathtub full of ice. Skin and bones gone clear as crystal or plastic; even then the anatomy was wrong, bone structure subtly warped from adolescent pokes through medical textbooks looking for details on genitalia. Cause of death presumed to be the harpoon jutting obscenely out of its torso, sticking up out of the ice between its knees like the biggest boner in the world. The bathroom had been covered in clear fluid which the lab techs swore up and down was blood. A grass-skirted punk with the wrong tribal tattoos and pieced nipples came up with a pad. Jack ordered a Suffering Bastard, Beachcomber-style. The steel teeth clacked from inside the black crystal fishbowl.
“Messy.”
“They tend to be.”
“Not like this.”
“No. You ever seen something like that before?”
“Yes.”
Jack’s drink arrived. He took a sip, grimaced. Trader Vic’s. Now the only Bastard that was suffering was him. Jack sighed, promised to rip out the waiter’s piercings, and took another sip.
“Why do you order those, if you don’t like them?”
“They’re named after my grandfather. So, spill.”
“An obscure lineage, the Griffins. Developed a biochemical compound to change the refractive index of organic tissues. This would have been over a century ago, in Britain. I believe they’re still dealing with the fallout from that.”
“What kind of fallout?”
“Griffin didn’t begin experimenting on human subjects. The compound was tested first on small animals—rats, mice, cats, dogs, a chimpanzee, all of that. He disposed of the corpses, but the compound doesn’t break down easily. It passed into the local ecosystem. They’ll still be trapping blind rats with invisible skin a century from now.”
Jack finished his Bastard, held up his finger to the waitress for another. His hands itched for a cigarette. The waitress set them up, and they put them down. Jack gave in and lit up, letting the smoke sit in his lungs for a few minutes. The Necronaut kept talking, spinning out a secret history, and Jack let the individual words float past him, distilling out the essence. Deep sea fish with invisible skin; fish-people live down deep with the same thing, very hard to find as a consequence. Close to humans—they could interbreed—but a weird evolutionary path, back to the sea. Griffin had found out about them in his research, the water babies, gone trawling, committing atrocities worthy of a Mengele, distilling the protein or whatever the compound was out of their bodies while they were still alive. Side effect: the fish-people were very long-lived. The compound he injected himself with was more than an invisibility serum, it was immortality.
The servos in the Necronaut’s suit whined, and he sorted through the photos, bringing one up. There had been a gash in the torso, like a bone saw taken to inch-thick cellophane, revealing a cavity—lymph nodes removed.
“You see this? The compound concentrates here, in the nodes. This was a harvesting operation.”
“So this was a…what did you call them, Deep One?”
“Perhaps a hybrid, but yes.”
Robert Drasnin kicked in on the speakers, the first strains of Voodoo announcing the end of the happy hour and the beginning of the witching hour. Jack stabbed his cigarette out in a dish of black sand.
“Okay. So Griffin or whomever goes fishing, hooks our guy, takes him back to the hotel to clean the kill and harvest the goods. That helps.”
“Does it?” The Necronaut asked, gloved fingers digging into a bowl of nuts with a grinding sound.
“Sure. These are deep water critters, that means there’s a boat. We have a timeframe, there’s only so many docks in town, something set up for deep-sea fishing, out and back in time—but not too big, or they’d have an ice locker onboard that could handle a body, so a smaller boat. Somebody will remember it going out and coming back, there’ll be a registry somewhere. If Griffin’s an idiot he might even have it registered under his own name—”
“Griffin is dead.” The Necronaut chimed in.
Jack waved off the inconsequential detail.
“—okay, so somebody that knows Griffin’s tricks. Or discovered it on their own. Immortality-cum-invisibility syndrome? In L.A.? Probably somebody grinding things up and selling them as miracle vanishing crèmes to actresses. Wouldn’t be the craziest thing I’ve seen people try. The invisible thing threw me, but I’ve got a handle on it now.”
“So, you are off?”
“Nah, I’m on the case. Let’s get another drink.”
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Friday, April 12, 2013

Never Pure

Never Pure
by
Bobby Derie
So on the seventh moon of her fifteenth year, Iben was led to the grove to hold the maiden’s vigil. Her parents left without word, as was custom, and without looking back, as was superstition, and Iben looked after them for long minutes, wishing they would come back and take her away before the beast appeared or did not.
The rock Iben sat upon was warm, which she was thankful for, since the girls in the village whispered that the beast never appeared save at sunset or sunrise, and so Iben might have to wait all night on the slab...and then when the beast did not appear, her life as she knew it would be over. Iben had seen it happen to other girls, who had come back alone.
Sometimes their parents turned them out, and they worked the streets for money, and cemented what everyone thought of them. Others became prey for the boys, who thought nothing of a girl obviously already sullied, if the beast rejected them. The lucky few were forced into marriages far too young, and often looked out at the world with sad eyes.
Yet Iben had no name to give to her parents, no boy to single out. There had been games in the dark, as children of a certain age play, and one night that had been that. Now the beast would not come for her, and the last Iben would see was the disappointment in her mother’s eyes, and the scorn of the village for wasting seven year’s luck.
As the evening drew on to dusk and no beast appeared, Iben lay against the stone and thought of how far it would be to walk away from all this. They would know still, she knew, but then Iben would not have to face them with the stark truth of it. She might starve or worse on the way, but perhaps that was not so bad.
The undergrowth at the edge of the grove rustled, and Iben sat bolt upright, hoping beyond hope to catch a glimpse of white horn and black cloven hoof. Yet it was only a witch who emerged from the gloaming forest. Iben knew her for a witch because she wore the grey and the black, and her red hair fell down uncovered, and there was a smile in her eyes that went all the way to the bottom of the soul and the devils laughing there.
Not unkindly, the woman and a girl exchanged their greetings. Then Iben noticed the witch carried a shallow basket with bread and cheese and fish, and her stomach rumbled, for it had been some hours since they had eaten. So the witch laid it on the stone beside Iben, and took a seat, and they shared the repast. In between bites of the meal, Iben confessed herself to the witch, and those smiling eyes only glittered more brightly in the dying light.
When Iben had finished, the witch put the basket away, and sat closer to the girl, spreading out her cloak, and Iben laid her head on the witch’s shoulder.
“Am I a slut?” Iben asked.
“Only if that is what you wish to be.” said the witch.
“I do wish it, I think.” The girl spoke with lightened heart and sleepy voice. “I wish to be the best slut in the world. I want to love people and have them love me, and heal those who are hurt of heart and give relief to those who are lonely and in need. I do not wish to live in fear of my neighbor’s eyes or my mother’s frown, nor see papa take to the drink angry and sad and fearful at himself for my sake. Nevermore would I look down on those others who failed the virgin’s vigil, but we would all be friends again as we had been before, and nevermore would I hide my eyes when I saw them stand stained with crimson light beneath the red lantern, or the next day when I saw the bruises and the bites, or hear the foul names that their visitors would call them and the fouler things the old whispered of them.”
“That is a very good wish.” said the witch.
So they sat and waited for what dawn might bring.
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Friday, April 5, 2013

Arkham Cycle



Arkham Cycle
by
Bobby Derie

Carter stared into the banks of the Miskatonic. The dark, deep waters ran as they did in his youth, before the stench of industry had tainted the valley’s lifeblood with chemical poisons. When he was a lad of eight or so, he would sit on the curbed masonry bank as the river entered into the Arkham city limits, and dangle his toes in waters that had known Dunwich and would turn south toward Kingsport before finding the ocean again. Lining this bend of the river were the old Georgian houses, bright as he had never seen them with the fresh colors they must once have worn, and high looming gambrel roofs in good repair. Even the smells here were of an Arkham he had never known—the clear, clean smell of a north wind before the snow, baking bread upon the morning hearth, fresh hay and tobacco from the outlying farms, and among it all the strong clear salt-scent of the sea.

There were people here, too. Old townies he had met, friends of his father and grandfather he’d thought dead or gone, neighbors of yesteryear smiling and about their business. Carter walked among them, and they smiled to see him, their eyes a little sad as they asked after his family, old acquaintances long dead and still fondly remembered. Here he fell in again to a half-forgotten civility of long use and ancient practice, tipping his hat to the ladies as his grandfather did, bidding good morrow to citizens as his grandmother had taught him to do. The streets of Arkham were the old cobbles, so rare these days, and the sidewalks slabs of stone cut and brought in from the quarry that had sat used and abandoned when he was a child, and here and there an iron ring had been bolted down for horses to be tied, and there were horses too, at some of them.

Cater reached for one horse, a pale gelding with a shock of blond hair that he swore he’d seen once, on some friend’s farm from yesteryear, when the bells of the churches rang, the somber Episcopal chiming the hour, and the Baptists and Quakers not far behind. With each toll the city seemed to come away from him a little. The sun shone less, as if evening was setting, and in the shadows that grew the streets grew darker and populated by more villainous characters. By the seventh toll, Carter felt as if he stood in the shadow of the Arkham he knew; the river seethed with a nightmare of cuttlefish, and the handsome houses and roofs were rotten from within, ready to collapse and let loose some fetid horror, like evil fungi waiting for a sudden act of violence to release their spores. Monsters walked the town streets in human clothes, but did not have the human shape to do more than ape the movements and sounds of man, and more than one terrible limb slid out to kiss and caress Carter as he ran through the broken streets.

The eighth bell tolled, and the lights went out on Arkham.

Carter rolled over and turned off the ringing alarm clock, more tired now than he had been when he went to bed the night before. He lay awake for some time as the sounds of the world filtered in through the thin, ill-fitting windows of his apartment. There was the sound of a man outside, a busker mystic on a milk carton, laying out his spiel.
“Perhaps it is my country upbringing, but I had never shaken the unease that can be found when visiting a city. Whenever I would venture out into those teeming streets I felt as if I lost myself to some quiet hex from the old country, bustled and hustled against my desires, forced to submit to a will greater than my own. At night and the wee hours of the morning, when the streets were empty, it was even worse. I felt an interloper in a place devoid of human occupation, an intruder on a grave or some other holy place—and yet I did not feel alone there. Always as I made my way down the harsh pavements I felt the gentle stirring of the city beneath me, felt the exhalation of its breath on my cheek, and the almost subaural sound of its continued life and activity.”

The speaker’s voice was a greater soporific than any opium Carter had ever known, yet he struggled to stay awake. There was something in his words that rang true, and he wished to hear it to the end.

“Every city is different thus. I have been to
Boston and to New York, and would care to visit neither of them again, but I must admit that each possessed a distinct identity unto itself, vast as the metropolis itself and yet intimate. To be in such a city is to feel as an ant under the magnifying glass, praying that an errant shaft of sunlight does not result in your own total destruction. Stranger but no less invasive is the personality of the larger towns like Arkham and Kingsport, which if they lack the vaster power of the great cities make up for it with a subtle corruption that is all the more insidious. Arkham I know better, for business has forced me there more often than any other urbanity and it as if something has displaced the native genius loci, replacing them with a force which is at once requiring of and antithetical to human existence. Mark me well, for I say that Arkham but waits its time, and we two-legs who stride its streets are all but visitors allowed to stay on its forbearance, yea even those who were born there. Arkham waits, and one day its purpose will be realized, and we shall not walk its streets anymore.”

There was a sonorous lull as the street-speaker stopped, and Carter closed his eyes once more. Yet some echo of that voice seemed to follow him in sleep, and he found himself before the crowd, speaking with that same broken voice to address a crowd of strange faces with familiar features.

Once, I knew a world outside the limits of Arkham. Now there is only the city. I have walked for days along avenues that were all of Arkham town, and followed the Miskatonic in an infinite loop that would make Escher laugh and claw at his eyes to see. There are alleys here with old, strange names, filled with quaint shops that sell things we had no names for when I was a boy. There are quarters of town I never dreamt of, where the mere physical and spiritual laws of my own world are all overturned, inverted, torn down and replaced by strange logics. My mailman has three eyes, and thinks nothing of his deformity, for it is quite common among the Arkham he hails from; the baker's mouth is replaced by a horror of feelers, strange pseudopods that kneed the dough to make my daily bread, and not one customer in a hundred blinks at this, but downs their hex-marked snickerdoodles with every sign of pleasure.”
Carter felt a fervor stir in his breast as he spoke, for all that he said he found evidence of in the crowd before him. All the slight deformities he might have attributed to age, disease, or industrial accident he saw now were no ordinary deviations, but hints of some profound teratology. Not a one seemed wholesome and fully human to his eye, and his speech became more frantic as he felt the weight of their stare upon him.

“There is the ocean here, but it is not the eternal
Atlantic I once knew. In some places it is red, in others green and weed-chokes, and under one damnably violet sky I saw it a milky golden color, and things frolicked on beaches of black and silver sands which I cannot rightly describe, but they were dressed as children. There is the University as well, and it is a sprawling affair, with each corridor leading to some other and stranger place, to departments without number and fields far beyond the education of any right-thinking men. And there are strange houses, on streets with almost-familiar names, of curious materials and every scheme of planning and building, but always with some mocking feature of the Arkham I knew. So there may be great round-houses of ceramic brick, six stories high with gambrel roofs, and slate-colored mud huts on stilts above a noxious swamp, with signs pointing to Dunwich and Kingsport, and fabled manses of faery glass of red, and blue, and green. All this and more is Arkham, always Arkham.”

The first stone came from a six-fingered claw that might have belonged to a Whateley, and Carter fell as it struck, tasted the blood as it ran down his face. The blood pounded in his veins as he fled that baying mob, human speech mixed with such tones as he never imagined a human throat might bear. He sought escape in the tangled alleys that backed Arkham’s grid of streets, the tiny twisting foot-lanes that survived, strewn with trash or tall grass between the buildings, then slowed and caught his breath, listening for the pursuit. Satisfied there was none, Carter stepped once more into Lich Street, and what caught his eye there nearly stopped his heart.

She was a witch-woman, Carter could see that clearly. He had emerged into a back-alley bookstall, and half-took the city for a shadow among the quaint old brickwork. Her dress was modern, but the materials and fixings were old-fashioned - wire rim spectacles from another century, a homespun cotton blouse with buttons of 17th century elephant ivory, real hobnailed boots, and a dress black as Arkham's darkest alley. She moved in step with the crowd, and each movement of her skirt echoed some distant siren or factory whistle, each tread could be felt under the boots as the passing trolley or automobile. Some instinct possessed Carter to watch, and he followed as best he could as she left the booksellers and went into an alley, hobbed boots clacking on the pavements. Soon he was running to keep up with her, though she had never broken out of a sauntering walk, and came almost to her shoulder. Her hair, this close, was a tangle of widow's weeds that a rat or something worse might lie in, and when he caught a draft of her perfume he gagged, and ran face-first into a wall. It was the city streets at night - humid, sweet and sick like something dying in a gutter, with the faint breath of the ocean and beer underneath.

Carter stood back, stunned, nose bleeding, and looked up at the bare apartment building. Her shadow was on it, a witch's silhouette writ large. From the roof, there was the sound of chanting... and an arm slipped into his, taking him by the elbow. He allowed himself to be led, struggled to compose himself.

She led him to the Arkham Drogue, the old anchor-stone that first settlers had brought and planted here. Carter recalled the old story, not so much told but hinted at in the books of Arkham’s founding—how this has all been Indian land once, a sizable town devastated by plague, and those strangely fervent colonists had come up to find fields neatly cleared into gardens, and chose to found their town on that spot. There was a plague-pit in Arkham, they said, older than the first buildings, because the first thing those faithful men and women did is gather all the dead and bury them certain fathoms deep, and marked the spot with the anchor-stone, in accordance with the old superstitions. Yet he wondered why she had led him here—she who was, in Carter’s mind at least, the personification of Arkham, with all her old grace and terrible wickedness. What strange spirit might the colonists have trapped here with their anchor-stone, Carted wondered. Like a dryad bound to its tree, a hungry spirit kept for centuries, only to manifest as this…woman.

Arkham laid him down then on the browning turf; his head propped up against the cool stone, and placed her hand on his head where the rock had struck him. Her fingers came back sticky with blood, which she wiped across her lips. Carter felt the strength leave him, as though he were one with the earth and the stone, and did not resist as her hand moved down to his belt, or when she lifted her skirts to reveal the spider’s nest there, and lowered herself upon him. He hissed and groaned with each bony thump as she drew him into her. She offered a pale neck, and Carter leaned forward and gently sank his teeth into it. Arkham trembled above and beneath him, the trees on the avenue shaking off their leaves though no wind blew, and a whole shudder seemed to run through the streets that made the windows vibrate. And when they had each spent, she raised herself from him, and gave one last bloody kiss before fading into the night.

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