Squigslayer II: City of Squigs
Being another wholly
unauthorized tale of Gotrek & Felix
by
Bobby Derie
The first arrow thudded into Gotrek's left shoulder. Felix watched it
quiver there for a moment as a few others buried themselves in the
multicolored sands at his feet, then ran for the shadow of the nearest
towering rib-bone. Or tried to, at least. An arrow had staked his red
Sudenland cloak to the ground, and Jaeger found himself flat on his back
and choking. The Slayer pulled the bone shaft from his shoulder with a
small spurt of blood and stared at it with his single eye, then scowled
and scanned the landscape.
They stood on an ancient road, half
buried in discolored sand, the walls of a dead city before them. To the
left and right of them stretched the vast skeletons of dragons,
intermingled with the pale sun-bleached and wind-whittled bones of
lesser creatures. Another volley shot forth, and Felix felt more than
saw Gotrek raise his axe to block the arrow; bone splinters rained on
Felix's head as he fiddled with the clasp of his cloak.
"Get up, manling." The Slayer growled. "Unless you want to die on the ground."
Felix
managed to free himself from his cloak and rolled onto his knees next
to the slayer, regarding the empty piles of bone. Some of them moved.
With nary a sound, a handful of skeletons raised themselves up from
where they had been laying. They had been perfectly camouflaged in the
endless waste, and Felix wondered what foul necromancer had laid this
trap. The patient undead snipers could have lain thus for centuries.
As
the skeleton archers knocked their horn bows again, Gotrek roared and
launched himself towards them. Felix drew his sword and followed, using
his longer legs to keep pace with the Slayer. The undead did not react
at all to the dwarf's war cry, but continued their almost mechanical
routine, unflinching in the face of their assured destruction.
The
Slayer was on them just as they raised their bows, the starmetal
runeaxe slicing through brittle ribcages and wind-polished arm bones,
leaving the skeletons with jagged splintery limbs. Undeterred, the
skeletons stabbed and jabbed at the dwarf with their stumps. Felix shook
his head at the Slayer's brute display, and used the flat of his
dragon-hilted blade to bash the undead into pieces. Slicing and stabbing
were of little use when your foe had no organs to puncture or blood to
bleed, and the man lacked the dwarf's tremendous strength. Between the
two of them, the pair destroyed a half dozen skeletons in mere
heartbeats, driving the remainder back toward the towering ribcage of
some ancient drake.
As Felix had battered one skeleton up against
an arching rib-bone, and prepared to deliver the final blow when his
dragon-hilted blade twisted of its own accord, burying itself in the
solid rib bone of the dead dragon rather than the skull of the skeleton
archer he was facing. Jaeger cursed at his ill-luck; the templar's blade
had saved his life many times over the years, but its special purpose
was the destruction of dragons, and the trek through the dragons' dying
ground had been a struggle just to keep the damned thing sheathed. Felix
worked to remove the blade, but could only watch as the skeleton sniper
recovered and advanced on him. Then Gotrek appeared again, and with one
ham-like fist grabbed the skeleton by the base of the spine and pulled.
Spine and skull ripped clean through clavicles and rib cage, and the
Slayer cracked the spine like a whip, causing the skull to strike the
rib bone holding Felix's sword so hard that the skull exploded into a
dozen pieces.
Finally, Felix placed a leg on the dragon rib and
managed to pull his sword free. Gotrek idly wandered about, stomping on
skulls lest they be more undead. Felix retrieved his cloak, sighing at
the new holes in it, and the pair set off again.
Gotrek and Felix
had walking the Plain of Bones for five days, headed for the distant
World's Edge Mountains. Their water had run out two days ago, and the
Slayer had assured Felix with grim certainty that every oasis and pool
from here to the Dark Lands was toxic, and their only hope was to run
across a stream from the eastern side of the mountains. Felix was
bitterly sure that the squat, bulky figure actually took some perverse
satisfaction from their impending doom.
Among the towering bones
of long-dead dragons skittered giant scorpions and tenacious black flies
that attacked the mismatched pair in swarms, sucking the moisture from
eyes and armpits. They'd found the road almost by accident, and the city
in the distance. Neither of them knew of any settlements in the Plain
of Bones, but it was the only hope they had, so they began walking
toward it. Now, alert and awakened by the battle with the skeletons, the
man and dwarf edged warily through the open gateway of the dead city.
Felix
knew the architecture instantly. The vast, blocky architecture of
ancient Nehekhara surrounded them, an outpost of the most ancient empire
of man. A tomb city, the long-dead inhabitants enshrined within small
steep-sloped pyramids and houses of the dead, buried with all their
tools, ornaments, and servants. Felix had seen such sights before, in
the blasted wastes of Araby, and he shivered at the thought. The ancient
empire had been given over entirely to undeath, ruled by its ancient
Tomb Kings and undying Lich Priests, and over all the Great Necromancer,
Nagash, who had been slain in the days of Sigmar. The eons-old evil of
this place made him shiver despite the heat.
Gotrek sniffed loudly. "There is water here, manling. I can smell it."
"An oasis." Felix said aloud. "The ancients must have built this necropolis right on top of it. We've got to find the outlet."
The
two stalked through the silent streets. The outpost had been laid out
on a grid, row upon row of small, steep-pyramids surrounded by the
corpse-houses of servants and small courtyards that separated one
household from the next. Felix was wary; the whole area had been
despoiled by something more than the ravages of time. The doors of the
houses of servants had been burst open from the inside, and there was
much evidence of battle, though no bodies – not even skeletons –
remained out in the open. Dust and sand piled up in the streets and
courtyard, disturbed here and there by the prints of some small
creatures, though what would or could survive in a city like this was
beyond Felix's considerable experience.
Gotrek stopped to examine a
series of scratches on the entrance to one of the broken courtyards.
Felix glanced over his shoulder, trying to keep his shadow from
obscuring the view. They were a series of almost regular signs, vaguely
reminiscent of the markings Felix had seen somewhere long ago. Could
these be the hieroglyphs of Nehekhara?
"Gotrek, what is it?"
"Squiggles,
manling." Gotrek saw Felix's blank look. "Squig-sign. Nonsense sigils
from the Goblin Tongue, etched by fang and claw, as a Tilean parrot
might ask for a sip of grog."
"Squigs? Here?" Felix said, aghast, remembering the bouncing balls of teeth that goblins liked to ride into battle. "How?"
The
Slayer seemed to ponder that for a moment, then set his teeth and ran a
dry tongue over cracked lips and grinned. "Dwarf tombs are sealed
air-tight. If there is the slightest crack, squigs can get in to the
dark places, and consume the corpse from within. No one knows how they
get in there, but they do. This place, with its shoddy mannish work…the
whole complex must be riddled with tomb squigs."
Felix gripped his
sword tighter and stared about him. No longer were the undead his
greatest concern. He and the Slayer were trapped in a city of squigs.
The two had faced the damned beasts before, and the thought of an entire
herd of them, grown fat on the contents of an entire necropolis was a
frightening thought. Still, they had no other hope but to continue on.
Now, though, as they walked the dead streets Gotrek and Felix looked—and
found—more evidence of the squigs. Discarded teeth and the shuffling of
pale, fleshy bodies in dark corners, the hint of eyes watching them
from the empty doorways of ravaged mausoleums. The wind brought strange
sounds to him, like the scrabbling of many claws on stone and a rhythmic
voice raised in invocation.
The street ended at a great courtyard
before the largest pyramid, a squat fifty-footer capped with a pinnacle
of black stone. Felix had seen far greater pyramids in the distance
during his stay in Araby, but guessed that whatever minor noble had
lorded it up back here centuries past did not rate anything so grand as
the deathly abodes of the Tomb Kings. The courtyard was filled with the
remnants of some decades-old battle, the still forms of a large goblin
warband lay desiccated and half-buried in the blowing sands. Empty
harnesses showed where squig-hoppers had once ridden against ranks of
Nehekharan spearmen, and fallen; the squiggly beasts themselves were
conspicuously absent – perhaps the ancestors of the vast tomb squig
population that Felix had sensed more than seen around them as he and
Gotrek made their way through the city. Felix's eyes fell on the sight
of a desiccated wyvern corpse, and his sword stirred a little in his
grip.
Here, however, as nowhere else in the city there were signs
of life. Before the city was a great row of living trees, roots spilling
out of their ancient planters to dip in an ancient ditch filled with
water – a veritable moat in front of the great pyramid, fed by the
waters of the oasis. Only a narrow stone bridge flanked by gigantic
statue-sarcophagi allowed entrance from the courtyard to the pyramid,
and standing on it was a wizened priest-figure, holding aloft a basalt
tablet. Here was the voice that Felix had heard, and as he and Gotrek
stepped into the courtyard, the figure finished his incantation.
Felix
did not feel the wave of dark magic the Lich-Priest had released, but
he knew it must have come, for all around them the dead army stirred to
life. From the pyramid came ranks of undead spearmen and archers, bronze
blades and armor glinting in the noon sunlight as they passed on either
side of the Lich-Priest to take up ranks before the watery moat. The
lids of the massive statue-sarcophagi on the left pressed open and from
it a massive Bone Giants stepped out; the right sarcophagus stayed shut
and quiet. As the final troops filtered out, a bandage-covered Tomb
Prince emerged from the pyramid, great bronze spear in hand, and took
his station next to the Lich-Priest on the bridge.
In the
courtyard itself, the nigh-skeletal corpses of the goblins stirred,
awakened by the dark magic. Unlike the near-silent skeletal troops of
Nehekhara, though, a dark echo of snickering, mischievous laughter could
be heard from the rising dust goblins. The undead goblins re-formed
their straggly ranks, raising broken and rusted weapons in a caricature
of the vital Greenskin defiance Felix had known before. The hulk of the
wyvern flapped its leathery wings, scales and skin cracking, dust and
black beetles dislodged from every crevice as the zombie dragon raised
itself up. Still tied to its back was the corpse of a goblin shaman,
head flopping back and forth to the beast's movement from a neck that
had obviously been crushed in the great beast's death throes. A weighty
crown of Nehekharan design still clung to the goblin shaman's head, and
Felix swore he could see black fires in the pits of the undead
Greenskin's eyes. Whatever dark magic had raised the goblins, even in
death they were opposed to the enemies that had ended their brief,
violent lives. Gotrek cackled to himself as the two forces drew
themselves up to re-enact their ancient battle, and ran a thumb down the
edge of his runeaxe, eager to seek his own doom in the ensuing melee.
Felix glanced at the pale light the runes on Gotrek's axe was emitting,
and tried to limber up his sword-arm, sure of the terrible battle he was
about to face, hoping he would live through it long enough to plunge
his head into the waters of the oasis.
One of the dust goblins
raised up its grey-green hands to its mouth, and began a croaking
hooting. The call was taken up by the other dust goblins, even as the
Tomb Prince settled his army into its final ranks. Felix felt a rumble
in the paved stone beneath him, watched the sand pile nearest him
vibrate and tremble.
Then the tomb squigs came.
From all
throughout the city, every pale, toothy beast ran, jumped, bounced, and
charged to the scene of battle, brought by the ancient call. Gotrek and
Felix had to run forward toward the rear of the dust goblin lines to
avoid being overwhelmed by the flood of squigs as they crammed the
street, piling over and on top of each other in an effort to heed the
ancestral call to Waaagh!
So sudden was their flight toward the
dust goblin rear ranks, Felix missed the outset of the combat proper.
Ahead of him he heard the twang of a hundred bows fired in unison, the
clattering stamp of a hundred skeletal spearmen marching forward and
pressing into the dust goblins' ranks. Gotrek did not slow down as he
approached the rear of the undead goblin army, but swung his axe at head
height, taking three of the petite Greenskins from behind and continued
on without breaking stride. Felix followed him, slashing and bashing at
the child-sized dust goblins. It was an old practice for the two
experienced warriors, and Felix felt himself lopping heads and severing
limbs almost on instinct, maintaining the crucial space that Gotrek
needed to do his bone-crushing work.
The squigs spilled into the
gap behind the Slayer and his ally, and before long Felix was stabbing
into pale, squishy bodies as well as dry, malevolent corpses. The Slayer
snarled and laughed, almost lost to the endless, ritual combat as the
two undead hordes engaged each other, snapping dust goblins and tomb
squigs in two with each swing of his runeaxe.
After what seemed an
eternity, Felix lopped off the head of a dust goblin only to find the
two-handed stroke parried by the bronze blade of an ancient Nehekharan
skeleton. With a shock, Felix realized that he had broken straight
through the dust goblin ranks and into the front of the Tomb Prince's
army. Felix slashed wildly around himself, surrounded on all sides by
the animate corpses, looking for Gotrek.
The Slayer was not far
away, but was half-buried by a tide of smaller squigs. Felix stalked
over to him, striking indiscriminately at undead human and goblin as he
raced to help his friend. Jaeger had almost reached the dwarf when a
shadow fell across him, and a warm pestilential breeze blew into his
face. Above him, the zombie dragon hovered, some dark magic keeping it
aloft despite the vast holes in its membranous wings. Green and black
electric arcs played around the crowned head of the undead
goblin-shaman, but Felix's eyes were only on the dragon. The templar's
sword almost leapt from his hand at the hovering beast.
"Wyrm-kin!
I will return you to the grave to plague man nevermore!" Jaeger
shouted, the volume and intensity of the cry ravaging his dry throat.
The undead wyvern turn its long head toward him and opened its maw,
unleashing a pestilential torrent. Instinctively, Felix raised the blade
in a classical parry, and the vile black breath split before the edge
of the runeblade. All around him squigs sickened and died on the miasma,
puking their pale green guts out of their enormous mouths. When the
zombie dragon was finished, Felix was in a clear space surrounded by the
limp, somewhat deflated corpses of a dozen tomb squigs. He leaped at
the zombie dragon, the templar blade raised in a two-handed overhead
strike, oblivious to all else.
Gotrek stomped on the last of the
tomb squigs that had been holding him to see the manling leaping up at
an undead wyvern, swinging his sword, shouting obscenities and vile
oaths about what he would do to its corpse. The dust goblin and
Nehekharans were still locked in battle, but the tide of squigs had
turned things against the Tomb Prince badly. As Gotrek watched, the Bone
Giant was swarmed by tomb squigs, and fell against the unopened
statue-sarcophagus, ripping it off its lids. Inside, there was scant
trace of the Bone Giant's brother; what remained was a single vast tomb
squid, skin as pale as the blindfish of Karak Varn.
The Slayer roared at
the sight; here was a worthy doom indeed.
The eruption of the
tomb squiggoth distracted the zombie dragon sufficiently that Felix was
finally able to land a solid blow, the templar blade sheering through
desiccated flesh and bone in search of some vital point or organ. All he
really managed to do was release a vast swarm of black flies, which
vomited forth from the open wound. Felix swallowed at least a dozen of
the nasty corpse-bloated things before he could close his mouth, and
needed to use his cloak to unblock his nose and mouth. A shadow fell on
Felix's neck, and he rolled out of the way just as the zombie dragon
crashed once more into the paved stones of the courtyard.
Whatever dark
enchantment that had animated the dragon was obviously collapsing, and
the dark lights in the silent beast's eyes were dimming even as Felix
watched. With one last effort, the undead wyvern swung its maw around to
Felix again. This time, instead of parrying, Jaeger swung the templar's
blade directly at the undead dragon's smoking maw.
The bronze
blade sliced through the back of the wyvern's mouth and took off the top
of its rotten skull. A torrent of miasmic gas spilled from the stump of
the neck, then dissipated as the last of the black sorcery fled from
its bones and the beast was still. Felix breathed heavily, still
spitting flies. He was tired and limbs trembling as the sword's
possession left him. Warily, he circled the corpse. The goblin shaman
was still strapped to the beast's back, its head twisted around to the
back and facing Felix with a rigor mortis grin. Jaeger's sword felt like
it weighed a hundred pounds, but he raised it and brought it down on
the undead Greenskin's neck, severing the thing cables of flesh that
kept it connected to its body.
Something called at Felix then. He
stared into the dead shaman's eyes, and some ancient, dry force gripped
his brain. The templar blade fell from his limp hand and Felix fell to
his knees, hands reaching for the Nehekharan crown as some tired voice
in the back of his mind screamed at him to stop. Gotrek's boot caught
Felix in the chin as he was bent over to take the crown, and the human
fell back and lay as if he had been pole-axed. The dwarf Slayer's
runeaxe slammed down on the goblin's skull, sundering the crown and
reducing the few brains within into a gritty green paste, which clung to
Gotrek's axe as he pulled it back. In his head, Felix heard a tinny
dying echo of a scream.
"Get up, manling. Now is no time for resting." The Slayer said.
Felix
moaned and sat up, spitting blood from where he'd bitten his own lip,
but grateful for the Slayer's interference. He was sure that without his
aid, he would have been enslaved by the crown, just as the goblin
shaman had been. Around them, the dust goblins began to collapse.
Without the dark magic of the crown to sustain them, the hateful spirits
of the Greenskins were departing their physical shells once more. Felix
picked up his blade and followed Gotrek as he stalked toward the tomb
squiggoth.
The Tomb Prince's forces themselves were hard-pressed,
not by the dust goblins but the massive uncontrolled tomb squig herd
around them. Felix watched tomb squigs fighting over a goblin's thigh
bone in vicious tug-o-war, and a passel of tomb squigs had gnawed the
limbs off a Nehekharan skeleton and were sucking the dusty marrow from
its long-decayed bones. The Bone Giant was on its hands and knees,
almost entirely covered by squigs, and then its skull burst apart like
an eggshell as an extra-large tomb squig with a pronounced horn cracked
the massive construct open from the inside. Jaeger almost felt sorry for
the undead things. Almost.
The Tomb Prince and Lich-Priest had
staged a fighting withdrawal at the mouth of the great pyramid itself,
and Felix observed it with something akin to academic interest, noting
that with the limited space of the bridge had created a stalemate –
despite their greater numbers, the tomb squigs could not bring them to
bear, and the Lich-Priest could continue to conjure necromantic
reinforcements. It was but a temporary balance, however, because the
tomb squiggoth stumbled forward toward the bridge now, and no unit of
skeletal spearmen was going to stop it.
Just as the tomb squiggoth
stepped its bulk onto the bridge, Gotrek broke into a run, aiming
himself at the thing's swinging tail. Felix swept his sword around him,
killing the few tomb squigs around him, but keeping an eye on the
Slayer. By the time he had reached the apex of its back, the tomb
squiggoth had brought its entire bulk onto the bridge and was busily
munching the Tomb Prince's guard into bone meal. Cursing as the Slayer
dropped out of sight behind the squiggoth's hump, Felix grabbed at the
pale flesh and began climbing it himself. The thing's hide fairly
bristled with bone arrows, so Felix found the climbing easy, even
holding the templar blade in one hand.
Felix crested the hump to
find Gotrek squatting on the squiggoth's neck, the mighty runeaxe raised
above his head in both hands. The squiggoth was mad with fury, shaking
its head left and right in an effort to dislodge its attacker, but
Gotrek was holding on tightly with his knees. Then a bronze spear
scraped the Slayer's head, embedding itself in the squiggoth's bulk. The
thing shuddered and died. Gotrek stood up and stomped on its skull a
few times, but it was clear that the squiggoth was quite dead. The dwarf
shot a maddened glare at the spear-chucker, and at that moment Felix
could see the chunk the spear had took out of his ear, blood running
down the side of the Slayer's face. Alone, surrounded by the pulverized
remains of his guard, the Tomb Prince and the Lich-Priest stared at the
mad Slayer.
Gotrek's axe toss was like a drawing from a Tilean
philosopher's treatise on mathematics that Felix had once glimpsed at
the university in Altdorf. It was a perfect, beautiful arc, and the
Slayer's axe split the Tomb Prince from crown to groin as it fell to
earth, runes blazing on the starmetal surface. Felix was by this time
sliding down the neck of the dead squiggoth, the templar blade held at
shoulder level. As the Lich-Priest turned to unleash some dark
invocation at the Slayer, the human threw the sword like a spear,
pinning the undying priest to the wall. The mummified corpse seized up
for a moment, thenwas still.
Gotrek and Felix retrieved their
weapons and filled their water skins. Both of them took turns dunking
their heads into the clear waters of the oasis, glad it had not yet been
fouled by dark magic or the bodies of the undead. The Slayer looked at
the great tomb squiggoth with something like melancholy.
"I have been robbed of a mighty doom here, manling."
"There will be others."
The great squiggoth shook. The Slayer grinned and readied his axe.
"Maybe…"
The
tomb squiggoth's mouth opened, and a torrent of tomb squigs poured
forth, their mouths bloody and full of pale meat. Felix blanched as he
realized that the lesser tomb squigs must have literally eaten through
their dead, titanic comrade. Felix sighed, then speared a fat squig that
was too bloated to do more than gnaw at his boot. Beside him, Gotrek
laughed.
"Come, manling! There are a city of squigs between us and my doom!"
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